Annual Conventions T-Shirts

Popcorn Convention

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Thanks to our exensive cost-cutting efforts, we managed to turn a profit.'

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Government and Opposition

2016 election squabbles!

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

Anton's Bar and Grill

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

Count on the People

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'Pick a business card.'

"Psychiatric convention"

Star Wars convention...

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

". . . and in the immortal words of the man on our nameplate, 'In this world, nothing is certain but death.'"

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'