Political Campaign Season Gifts

'Then it's agreed. We'll never lie to the American public, but it's O. K. to out-source that function.'

Vote for Trump?

Finally, A Real Honest Politician: '...And I think you should elect me because I'm nothing but a big, fat liar!'

Trump Memorial

They're Not Just That Into It

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Political convention

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Elections

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The Russian Election.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"I think it was an election year."

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

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"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie