Policy Perfectionist Pillows

"You're a lucky man, you've got your union insurance!"

"I would never have become a senator if I knew I'd have to work so hard."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

The economy.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Bullseye!

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'I've given a lot of thought to giving some thought to your latest proposal.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Backstabber Express: Trump

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

social services cuts

"Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing."

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Surge Plans.

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Trickledown economics

Perfection

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

NHS recruitment.

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'