Pension Perfectionist Pillows

Add cozy charm to their home with pillows that showcase their perfectionist spirit and retirement pride with humorous and heartfelt designs.

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"Is it my fault they can't be bothered to learn 19th century Persian in order to read it!"

"Is it my fault they can't be bothered to learn 19th century Persian in order to read it!" mockup

"Is it my fault they can't be bothered to learn 19th century Persian in order to read it!"

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Build Your Own Portfolio

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Bullseye!

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"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

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"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box." mockup

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

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"I think you might need to start again."

"I think you might need to start again." mockup

"I think you might need to start again."

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"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"I think we should try something a little simpler." mockup

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

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"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves." mockup

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

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'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...' mockup

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

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Surreal ale

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"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker." mockup

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

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'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.' mockup

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

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'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.' mockup

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

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'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...' mockup

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

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'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.' mockup

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

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Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head mockup

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

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'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.' mockup

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

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"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?" mockup

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

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'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!' mockup

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

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"Constant vigilance, regular trimming." mockup

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

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'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.' mockup

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

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"You're pretty optimistic about this new investment strategy of your's, aren't you?"

"You're pretty optimistic about this new investment strategy of your's, aren't you?" mockup

"You're pretty optimistic about this new investment strategy of your's, aren't you?"

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'Am I the first one here?'

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Writer

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"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose." mockup

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

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Poetry repairman

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"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts." mockup

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

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Perfection

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"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958." mockup

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

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