Pr Perfectionist Pillows

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

Corporate Communications Department. In the press release just say we're increasing our presence in the lucrative dieting market. Don't say "expand." I probably shouldn't say "bigger piece of the pie" either.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Build Your Own Portfolio

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

Bullseye!

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

Hanging off every word...

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

Information...political rhetoric

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'