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"You're a lucky man, you've got your union insurance!"

"I would never have become a senator if I knew I'd have to work so hard."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Bullseye!

'I've given a lot of thought to giving some thought to your latest proposal.'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Backstabber Express: Trump

social services cuts

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing."

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Trickledown economics

Perfection

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Surge Plans.

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

NHS recruitment.

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'