
"If there was only somebody we could consult!"
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"If there was only somebody we could consult!"
The Jeopardy of Progress
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
Schengen
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"Welcome to the future"
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
Hate Platforms
"Good boy."
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."
Foreign Markets with Big Barriers
US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.
Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future
"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."
"Who's got the hammer?"
'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'
'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'
E.U. Banking Union.
US v.s. Tech Giants
'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'
Trump leaving
'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'
'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'
'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'
Our Two Parties, Explained
'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'
We need a Europe of U-turns.
"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."
Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme
G7 Tax Multinational Companies
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