Policy Study Gifts

'You need the wisdom of the ages to understand Medicare Part D.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Hate Platforms

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Who's got the hammer?"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Our Two Parties, Explained

Trump leaving

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Roe v. Wade

Think Tank

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Economy

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"