Policy Ironists Gifts

Angels smoking outside Heaven

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

"Openness and transparency are a big part of our corporate mythos."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Why Superman flies himself

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, despite how bad it's going to screw you?"

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

'They didn't kick me upstairs after all -- they threw me down the elevator shaft!'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Foreclosed

"Who the hell is responsible for this no-blame culture???"

Clancy: Extending Overdrafts

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

VEGETATE.

'No doubt about it we're really lost!...Even GPS says it can't help!'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What do you think of younger men? -kl. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Depends. Younger men have strong jaws and rock-hard abs, but they're missing the sexiest thing: they're not crotchety jerks, set in their ways, willing to argue about anything and say totally stupid things. Hey, doesn't that foul old wretch realize I've got rock-hard abs and a steel jaw?! (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-12)

Sartre's E-Mail

'We're all gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'

'I stole it from the library.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

General says, 'Gentlemen, no more war. Because of health concerns they've recalled everything that contains lead, like our bullets.'

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

'I'm sick of you leeching off me.'

Income Tax Return

"Honey, guess what? My therapist finally got me to cry!"

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'

"You're operation went smoothly, but we're very concerned about some post-surgical insurance complications."

"Such a shame when he was THIS close to emptying his inbox!"

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.