Policy Ironists Pillows

Angels smoking outside Heaven

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

"Openness and transparency are a big part of our corporate mythos."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Why Superman flies himself

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

Clancy: Extending Overdrafts

'They didn't kick me upstairs after all -- they threw me down the elevator shaft!'

"Who the hell is responsible for this no-blame culture???"

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

'No doubt about it we're really lost!...Even GPS says it can't help!'

VEGETATE.

'We're all gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'

'I stole it from the library.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

General says, 'Gentlemen, no more war. Because of health concerns they've recalled everything that contains lead, like our bullets.'

Income Tax Return

'I'm sick of you leeching off me.'

"Honey, guess what? My therapist finally got me to cry!"

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'

"You're operation went smoothly, but we're very concerned about some post-surgical insurance complications."

"Senior management is happy for us to manage the changes ourselves apart from a couple of things."

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

"If I'd known my life was going to be like this I'd never have run away with you."