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"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

'Let's not go by the book.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

The Investigation

Please Wait and wait and wait.

Moon Line UP

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

'A dynamite sales idea, Lou. I'm just sorry I have to notify the police.'

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

'The usual.'

Dog Points Out Dog-Catcher in lineup.

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

The Executioner's Identity Lineup

"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."

'That's not good enough!'

'No I'm sorry madam, this is the celebrity murder squad'.

'Eddy Penguin? I'm not sure, officer... Can you desctibe him?'

"The police want to ask you a few questions about where you get such good health insurance at such an affordable rate."