Police Chase Lover Pillows

Taking to the sky...

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Mr Metrosexual.

Pearly King and Queen

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Get me public relations!'

'It looks like our data.'

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

Queen.

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Media Darling.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

"Five minutes, General."

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."