Polar Bears Gifts

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Ok, so that came out wrong... But I'm definitely not a racist...I mean, I have tons of black friends.'

"Bipolar."

"That's a difinite sign of global warming!"

'You're a bi-polar bear.'

'Global warming? Bring it on!!

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

'I usually avoid this place like the plague.'

'Yes, I've heard of global warming -- but I'm more concerned about local warming.'

'What makes you think winters are getting colder?'

'Well, you lost the coin toss. Here's the razor. You're going skins, buddy.'

Iceberg For Sale

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Sorry, but I'm saving all my sympathy for polar bears these days."

Polar Bear Refuge

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

The interested bystanders.

The melting polar ice caps

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Polar bears

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

Hope...

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

Aargh, Many Trees

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"