Poker King Pillows

'I know it's witness protection but do we have to drink and smoke so much and play poker all day and night.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Dogs and their thoughts

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Peel poker.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'Guess what? I won again.'

Dancing at the Clubs.

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Stag poker"

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

The Goalkeeper

Dummies Books.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Playing cards.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

"Botox."

'Once again, I fold.'