Clubber King Pillows

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

The Brothers Grime

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Do kids eat free?"

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

The Walk of Shame

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Is this fake noodle." "Yes, impasta."

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

Gangsta wrap.

"It was a really classy restaurant. The waiters drop the food on the floor for you."

"...And to my favorite 'Mr. Down On His Luck' relative, I leave all my spare change."

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

Gorgeous Groovers.

'Enjoy the race race, dear.'

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

American Express Credit Card

"No, I'm a transplant."