Poker King Prints

'I know it's witness protection but do we have to drink and smoke so much and play poker all day and night.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Guess what? I won again.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Stag poker"

The Goalkeeper

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Playing cards.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'Once again, I fold.'

"Botox."

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!