Keto King Prints

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Counting ribs

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Exercise Class

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Freddie Mercury

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Guess what? I won again.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

The Goalkeeper

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

Man running

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

Karaoke night.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Robbie Williams

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Nordic Career-Trak

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)