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"Where do we put Desserts?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Counting ribs

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Exercise Class

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Guess what? I won again.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

The Goalkeeper

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

Man running

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Nordic Career-Trak

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Rod Stewart