Keto Warrior T-Shirts

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

"One slice—hold the bread."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Exercise Class

Running

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Keep Fit.

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Exercise Bars

Sisyphus during Covid

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).