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"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."

"One slice—hold the bread."

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Natural Disasters

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Interdisciplinary studies.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Scientists are sexy

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Admit it, we're lost."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Stratigraphy

'Let's call him lucky!'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'