Koto Player T-Shirts

Soto

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Music Lessons

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

Football player taking the ball home.

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"One slice—hold the bread."

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Cryptologists Anonymous

'Big advantage!!'

'The game went into extra innings.'

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

Mike Tyson

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

"That was two what?"

Rock, paper, scissors

Pierre Bonnard.

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

"As far as I'm concerned, gentlemen, this marks the end of the Schwarzwalder String Quartet."

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."