Poised Performer Gifts

Ballerina

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Could you keep still?"

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Making it look easy.

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"Stop staring"

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Circus trousers

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

'Let's see those smiles.'

Yoga

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

Sign on the door of the yoga class is upside down.

I love Yoga

Baroque Dance Studio

Very Advanced Yoga

"I don't think air guitar counts."

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Easter egg yoga

Everest summit queue...

Sale: Air guitar. As new.

"You have Tech-neck."