Poetry In Motion Buff Gifts

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Champagne

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

TSA Noah

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

King kong 5 G.

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'We had to donwsize.'