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A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Champagne

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

TSA Noah

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

This side is the gag reel.

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

King kong 5 G.

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"