Podium Collector Gifts

'Even the photograph couldn't separate the relay teams...'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Award Winning Gardener

Barristers

Cat statues on entrance gate

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Win - win

Dad Trophies

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

First Prize!

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

Jungle Games

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Zdeno Chara

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.