Podiatry Fans Pillows

'Yes, she does need orthotics, but the good news is that you have good health insurance...'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

Drug vending machines at hospital.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Shoe Whore

"He thinks he's invented a fluted, or grooved, top for pill bottles so that he can tip out a single pill rather than have a cascade of them rolling about on the kitchen or bathroom floor."

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

'Side effects? You have to worry about side effects?'

'It was more of a 'triple blind' test. The patients didn't know which ones were getting the real drug, the doctors didn't know, and, I'm afraid nobody knew.'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

Emergency book: 'How To Cope With Stress'.

'Grover, I believe you've reached your expiration date.'

'What do you recommend for the collecting bug?'

'I need a cheap wonder drug.'

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

'Can you give me a non-drowsy medication for insomnia?'