Physio Fan Pillows

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Can't Touch This

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

Bradley Wiggins

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Running

Free Radicals.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Entropy.

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Science And Society 1923

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

The Reaper's Arms

Newton Discovers Gravity

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

'C'mon, Phil, it's not like we're trying to hit a baseball.'