Pocket-sized Gear Lover Gifts

'I'm looking for a pocket camera,a pocket watch, a pocket diary, a pocket...'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Robot surgery.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

Automatic swing machine

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"It's the new self-driving model."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

Modern camping

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

Nordic Trak Reading Machine