Pocket-sized Gear Lover Mugs

'I'm looking for a pocket camera,a pocket watch, a pocket diary, a pocket...'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Robot surgery.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Automatic swing machine

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"It's the new self-driving model."

Modern camping

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'