Plumbing Skills Gifts

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Radiator jazz player

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Lazy plumber.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

A Brain Drain

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.