Plumbing Gifts

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'You could go home tomorrow, but it will take the plumber three days to disconnect you.'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

'Please report any drips to maintenance immediately.'

'I'm beginning to think the definition of 'hero' isn't what it used to be.'

Many hardware stores now provide sketch artists to help their customers recall the part they need.

'The snake and plunger didn't work, so I'm going in...'

'I don't know much about economics. To me, a liquidity problem is when a pipe breaks in the men's lavatory.'

'All clear!'

'Tell me...what IS in the pipeline?'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

Chair with a leaking pipe.

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'The good news is, you haven't lost water pressure.'

Lazy plumber.

"Oh, there's your problem—twenty years of resentment at having to do the dishes."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.'

'You can deny it till you're blue in the face butyou're definitely incontinent!'

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'I told you I didn't want indoor plumbing, but no! You just had to keep up with the Jones. Call the plumber. The pipes are frozen again.'

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

Father-in-law - Break glass in case of emergency

"The problem is that your trap is one big macaroni."

A contractor preparing an bid estimate is surrounded by stacks of cost books, but is flipping a coin to make his decisions.

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

How the Litte Dutch Boy got his Start...'

Moses unblocking the toilet.