Plumbers Gifts

"... me being in the the plumbing trade, I sorted something out."

Cupids with plunger

"The grossest thing you can imagine is being shoved feet first into an 'icky' spiderweb...are you kidding me?"

Choosing a toilet bowl is a very personal decision, so take your time. Final Flush Funeral Home.

'Renting this place during the summer pays the plumbers and carpenters needed each week after it's trashed.'

'Nasal sprays are very harmful to your sinuses. From now on I want you to use this tiny plumbers helper.'

"The plunger makes it easier for the lord to rapture us."

'A nuclear weapons program? -- Shouldn't we get plumbing first?'

'Barrier Free Public Restroom.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Radiator jazz player

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Leak in the fish tank.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'