Plumbers Gifts

"... me being in the the plumbing trade, I sorted something out."

"The grossest thing you can imagine is being shoved feet first into an 'icky' spiderweb...are you kidding me?"

'Renting this place during the summer pays the plumbers and carpenters needed each week after it's trashed.'

"The plunger makes it easier for the lord to rapture us."

'A nuclear weapons program? -- Shouldn't we get plumbing first?'

'Barrier Free Public Restroom.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

Leak in the fish tank.

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''