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Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"It's a setup."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Mega Studios. Ideas for new movies dept. Stop goofing off and watch some television!

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

Writer Will Work For One Good Plot Idea

Learning.

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

No Pants No Service?

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

Ben Okri

"And so on and so forth..."

Film critic critics

"I keep losing the plot."

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

'Jim has writer's block, which we're all grateful for.'

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

"Please, sir, do you have any spare plot ideas?"

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

"Listen. I've got to be honest here. I'm not actually a proper pigeon."