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'...your father has also bequeathed your Grandfather;s place on the allotment waiting list to you, as he hoped that one day a family member may get allocated a plot'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

Writer Will Work For One Good Plot Idea

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

CEO Incentives

"Please, sir, do you have any spare plot ideas?"

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

The Fledging Author Struggles To Find His Voice. . .

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

"We might as well go back, he says it's lonely at the top."

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

"I know it sounds like a sell out, but I made millions selling cat books and calendars."

'I'm blessed in not having a conscience in making unconscionable profits.'

"I finally acquired enough wealth to buy nearly anything I want but I can't remember what it was I wanted."