Plot Pursuers Prints

'...your father has also bequeathed your Grandfather;s place on the allotment waiting list to you, as he hoped that one day a family member may get allocated a plot'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

Writer Will Work For One Good Plot Idea

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

Please use next mountain.

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

CEO Incentives

Dr. Fassbinder vanishes into thin air after failing to prove his existence.

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

The Fledging Author Struggles To Find His Voice. . .

"I keep losing the plot."

"Please, sir, do you have any spare plot ideas?"

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

"We might as well go back, he says it's lonely at the top."

"Tell our 'movers and shakers', to lighten up a bit."

"I know it sounds like a sell out, but I made millions selling cat books and calendars."

'I'm blessed in not having a conscience in making unconscionable profits.'