Plot Plunderer Prints

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"It's a setup."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

Writer Will Work For One Good Plot Idea

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

Learning.

Ben Okri

No Pants No Service?

Film critic critics

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

'Jim has writer's block, which we're all grateful for.'

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

"Please, sir, do you have any spare plot ideas?"

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

"Listen. I've got to be honest here. I'm not actually a proper pigeon."

Stage one...scratch heads... one and two and...'