Internet Plunderer Prints

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Music downloads

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"It looked different on the internet."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

I'd rather be phishing.

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

Punishment for Software Piracy.

"We've gleaned all we need to know about you from the internet, but we'll keep your resume as a great example of creative writing."

Knights of the iPhone

Able to Google Stuff Man

"It's just not the same."

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

Identity in the networks

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

'The mean age of our visitor is 50. It seems like when they turn 50 they get mean.'

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

'The only way I had to get your attention was to send you that computer virus.'

Google Earth For Pirates

Witch Online