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Movies made for under eight million dollars.

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Keystone XL

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Mega Studios. Ideas for new movies dept. Stop goofing off and watch some television!

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"But is it..?"

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

Have you been living in the moment, Al? Living in the moment? I thought you said I should be living it up in the moment! Frankly, the hangovers are killing me!

'Maybe YOU'RE projecting!'

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

Fin (The end).

How moons are born...

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

"As I said to Steve: if they don't ship oil in that proposed pipeline...it's going to make one heck of a water slide!"

Film critic critics

'Intriguing how the eyes follow you round the room . . .'

"And so on and so forth..."