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Movies made for under eight million dollars.

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Keystone XL

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"But is it..?"

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

'Maybe YOU'RE projecting!'

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

Fin (The end).

How moons are born...

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

"As I said to Steve: if they don't ship oil in that proposed pipeline...it's going to make one heck of a water slide!"

Film critic critics

'Intriguing how the eyes follow you round the room . . .'

Note to self: feathers.