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"No, thanks. I'm just here for the nuts."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"What was I thinking?!"

G7 Summit Concern

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Roe v. Wade

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Do Guns Kill?

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Violent Crime Statistics

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

We Used to Build Things

Fresh fish

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

The two faces of capitalism.

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

The Politics of Food.

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"