Plot Hole Fixer T-Shirts

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

Handy-lion

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

'Yes, I've removed lots of fish-hooks from dogs...'

"Kick the machine"

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

"Have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again - or pretending there's absolutely nothing wrong with it?"

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

"It isn't much of a business plan, is it?"

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

'Ah - you must be the Polish plumber.'

Stitches.

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"

Boy with his finger in a leaking water bed.

'That's one way to 'shut down' the system...'

"Honey wake up, I realized there were more plot holes in that movie we saw that I forgot to point out."

Golf Cart Punctures

Man bangs on a malfunctioning bathroom mirror to get his reflection to show.

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

"Remember girls - these are evil and must be punished!!"

"This Michael Cohen is giving fixers a bad name."

Orthopaedics clinic - "The 3 most important things in my business are dislocation, dislocation, dislocation"

'I noticed that hair thickener you bought is beginning to work!'

Lotion-bottle manufacturer's meeting

'You have 90 days to fix the problem, or we'll fix it, and mail you the bill!'

Raking Leaves.