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Handy-lion

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Waiting for Pants

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

"Kick the machine"

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"I had to improvise"

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

'Freezer is on the blink.'

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

Cardiology

'When you're done fixing the furnace, could you gather up these Demons From Hell that escaped?'

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

Despite being dumped by his girlfriend on Christmas Eve, Norman still found a way to pull the crackers despite her absence.

'Ah - you must be the Polish plumber.'

Stitches.

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"

'Oh no, freezer's on the blink again!'

'I don't need to go on a diet. All I need is a bigger pair of pants.'