Heart Fixer T-Shirts

A man sews broken hearts back together.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Waiting for Pants

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

A woman repairs a broken heart.

"You can't leave! I haven't had dinner yet!"

Head Mechanic.

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

God's lil' fix-it shop.

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

Power and the Glory tools

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

Unblocking the Fountain of Hope.

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

"It isn't much of a business plan, is it?"

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

Cardiology

'It's our last resort.'

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

"I need help tolerating the mess I've made of my life."

Despite being dumped by his girlfriend on Christmas Eve, Norman still found a way to pull the crackers despite her absence.

Stitches.