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Orthopaedics clinic - "The 3 most important things in my business are dislocation, dislocation, dislocation"

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Waiting for Pants

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

A man sews broken hearts back together.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"I bit someone once, but It was just to establish credibility."

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

Make a Wish

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"That's not the real me."

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."

Chiropractor and Veterinarian.

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

'My neighbor hates to fix fence...'

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

"It isn't much of a business plan, is it?"

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'