Playstation Devotee Pillows

What is the first thing you do straight after England has just won the World Cup?

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'She'll never look for me here.'

Camping-Pong

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Guess how many I ATE.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Antler Buzzers.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Knights of the Square Table.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"