Playstation Devotee Gifts

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mixed Doubles.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Marco ..."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Camping-Pong

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Antler Buzzers.

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Knights of the Square Table.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.