Playroom Tycoons Mugs

"He likes it."

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

Acme Toys Ltd

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

What can I play?

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"Hmmm....not bad. What about liquid assets?"

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

'One day this will all be yours.'

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"The filthy rich"

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'