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"He likes it."

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

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'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

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'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

What can I play?

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

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'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

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'One day this will all be yours.'

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"The filthy rich"

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"