Mini Tycoons Mugs

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"He likes it."

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

Acme Toys Ltd

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Googoo

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"Hmmm....not bad. What about liquid assets?"

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"