Mini Tycoons Pillows

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"He likes it."

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

Acme Toys Ltd

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Googoo

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

'One day this will all be yours.'

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"