Playlist Sharers Pillows

"Romance"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Wanna talk about it?

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Musical genres

"Brat"

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

"Hello, I have this on my Spotify, so I'll be humming along."

Samosas

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

'and for my 12,307 choice I'd have the live extended version of...'

'So tell me more about your mother...'

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

Shuffle Shame

Ear Bud Hijacking

Santa held a drawing and the winning reindeer picked the music playlist they'll listen to on the Christmas Eve trip. Dancer's list would have been all disco music, and Cupid would have chosen love songs. The winner decided to go with one song on an endless loop. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Happy holidays! Merry Christmas!

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

"No-one's noticed the difference yet. . !"

'Trouble is he can't hear any whistling with that plugged in.'

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

i-plod.

Desert Island Downloads